December 2010
92 posts
Reasons I love Twilight:
snatchmescabior-:
It’s the best paper weight in the world
I will never again have ring marks on my tables with this fabulous coaster
If I’m ever in need of firewood, I have 400+ worthless pages at my disposal
If I’m ever in danger, I have a perfect projectile
It’s the perfect door stop
Watchloldemort:
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries!
